~ Name: Emily ~ Occupation: Professional Procastinator and Failure. Also Master Dog Petter. ~ Fandoms: Doctor Who, Supernatural. ~ Please understand I am a very lonely human being and all social interaction is welcome.

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

wetmyplants:

scariest feeling in the world:

when you hear a bug

but don’t see it

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

lappanna:

sizvideos:

Video

THIS IS HILARIOUS


shes beauty, shes grace

shes beauty, shes grace

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats being cats 

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6